Any ideas on how to start getting her paying?My cat keeps avoiding paying her mortgage - what do I do?
Stop being such a mouse and get tough with kitty.
Threaten her with a CATastrophe or something really CATaclysmic.My cat keeps avoiding paying her mortgage - what do I do?
give the cat to the Russians - they will know what to do with it...
lol funny answers... to a silly question :oP
I would make her face the Debt collectors,,,,,
take her to kitty court and have her kibbles garnished
What a cat -astophe~~ insist she pay the mortgage where will you live if she looses the house?
Presumably she was under 18 when the agreement started so the debt is unenforceable.
Your fault . You knew it was a free loader when you let it in the door. Or you could open up a school and let it teach English class. Remember there is a hole lot of CATS that can't speak the language. (;-}
Tell her you're going out with a Korean chef and they're coming round to cook dinner tomorrow so she'd better pay up or else.....!
Threaten to pimp her on the streets??? I thought this was too funny. (cat refuses to pay her mortgage) I have an insane sense of humor.
send her down the job centre a.s.a.p
get a rottie
Yeah, make her face the collectors.
Have her get a job.
cancel her pocket money .
I always find that if i want my cats to do something, catnip helps. They would sell their bodies for catnip :-)
Sell the talking cat , pay off the mortgage
That is really hillarious a talking cat that refuses to pay up on her debt. When she is not around steal her food bowl and hide it from her, then when she comes looking for it to eat you will tell her pay up if you want to eat out of that dish again. If she threatens you ,tell her threats don't scare you because you are bigger and stronger than she is.
who is bigger...you or the cat? Wait... do you have one of those evil bengal tigers? If so run, move out... leave that cat to its own devices..... lol I hope that one is declawed or you may end up in serious pain, sounds like kitty means business
My cat also is a trouble maker and I say that Police Dog McGruff will come get her.
Jeez she sounds like a rough tenant lol i would suggest that she starts to do some things around the house to pay her way! buy her own cat food and kitty litter and help with the kitty washing up and laundry. lol
Hi hon! Im really sorry to have to break this to you, but your cat has just been on the phone to my cat Gabi, and she says she has forged your signature on all the documents so you are liable for the debt! lol - you have a bad kitty there!!!! %26gt;^..^%26lt; xxxx
This is a real catastrophe! There is a catalogue of debts such as these. Whatever you do tread carefully or the results could cause her to fall into a catatonic state.
If you have a catacomb she could perhaps hide in there but tell her to stop the caterwaulling or she'll be find herself in a catclysmic situation.
You will have to categorically refuse to cater to her %26amp; categorically tell her she could end up getting the cat-o'-nine-tails if she doesn't get this sorted out!
YOU are freakin' hilarious! Thanks for the much needed laugh, you rock. I wish my cat would at least consider paying my mortgage, I would give him extra treats and kitty massages :)!
Evict - with a size 5 up the ar*s end.
Poison her. That will make her think twice before trying again.
Or get a bulldog..
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